George Burns

You know you are getting old when you stoop down to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you are down there.

Theodore Roosevelt

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you have to start young.

Robert Frost

Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.

Jennifer Yane

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.

Robert Frost

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.

Author Unknown

You’re not 40, you’re eighteen with 22 years experience.

Pablo Picasso

One starts to get young after their sixtieth birthday but by then it is too late.

George Bernard Shaw

Youth is a wonderful thing. How unfortunate that it is wasted on the young. – George Bernard Shaw

Jerry Dennis

No wonder I’m unhappy – My twin forgot my birthday.

Lucille Ball

The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

Author Unknown

We know we’re getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.

Sam Ewing

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.

Oscar Wilde

The old believe everything; the middle aged suspect everything: the young know everything.

E. Joseph Cossman

The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.

Mitch Hedberg

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn’t have one. So I got a cake.

Oprah Winfrey

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.


God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

William Barclay

There are two great days in a person’s life – the day we are born and the day we discover why.

Dr. Seuss

Today you are you! That is truer than true! There is no one alive who is you-er than you!