You know you are getting old when you stoop down to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you are down there.
All diseases run into one. Old Age.
Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you have to start young.
Life is too short to be small.
Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.
Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
You’re not 40, you’re eighteen with 22 years experience.
One starts to get young after their sixtieth birthday but by then it is too late.
Youth is a wonderful thing. How unfortunate that it is wasted on the young. – George Bernard Shaw
No wise man ever wished to be younger.
No wonder I’m unhappy – My twin forgot my birthday.
Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternatives.
The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
We know we’re getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
The old believe everything; the middle aged suspect everything: the young know everything.
May you live all the days of your life.
The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
Love the giver more than the gift.
Youth has no age.
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn’t have one. So I got a cake.
You don’t get older, you get better.
It takes a long time to become young.
The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.
God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.
There are two great days in a person’s life – the day we are born and the day we discover why.
Today you are you! That is truer than true! There is no one alive who is you-er than you!